When it arrived,

For those of you who didn't grow up in the U.S., Charlie was an insane anthropomorphic tuna whose sole desire was to be butchered, canned, and eaten, but the cruel StarKist company endlessly refused his offered sacrifice because, although they admitted that he had good taste, they doubted that he tasted good. Seems like they could've killed him and seen whether he actually tasted good; he wouldn't have known whether he was acceptable, anyway. Oh well.
January 19 2006, 19:08:21 UTC 6 years ago